1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:29,083 -Hello, Mr. Tamalet. -Hello, Mr. Tamalet. 4 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,958 -Come on, go ahead, go for it. -No, you go. 5 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:48,333 Me? Hurry up, we're not going to spend all night here! 6 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,916 She's the girl of my dreams. 7 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:57,916 Make her dream! 8 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:09,666 He likes you. 9 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,000 This guy can't be for real! 10 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,916 Don't stay down there. 11 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,916 -Are you okay? -Yeah, great, don't worry. 12 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,333 I'm used to it. 13 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:28,916 I don't mean falling, but… 14 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:33,666 -Don't hurt your eyes, too. -I was looking at your shorts. 15 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,750 You're right. Those teeth. 16 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,125 Wait, Angie! 17 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,458 As you've just arrived, 18 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,625 I thought you might need a knight 19 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,333 to show you around Paris. 20 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:55,041 -I don't know. -Hey, Virgile, he's talking to your chick. 21 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,875 -Want me to make him eat his wheels? -No stress, Franklin. 22 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:00,250 This one's a dope. 23 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:03,708 The catacombs. Do you know the catacombs? 24 00:04:03,791 --> 00:04:06,541 Yes, I know them. Virgile took me to a party there. 25 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:07,750 Okay. 26 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,458 I have to go. 27 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,500 Give me your number if you want. 28 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,500 I actually don't have a cell phone. 29 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,500 He got rid of it because his ex was harassing him. 30 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:22,666 19-year-old. Russian. Big headache, you know? 31 00:04:24,666 --> 00:04:25,583 I have to go. 32 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,250 Call me when you get your new… 33 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,625 Take mine if you want! I'm Pierre. 34 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:38,666 It means "stone". As in "rolling stone". 35 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:43,458 -What on earth are you talking about? -It's fine, drop it. 36 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:48,500 We're the kings of the world! 37 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,208 Mom? 38 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,333 Mom, are you still here? 39 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:31,500 This can't be happening. 40 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:34,500 Don't move or I'll kill you for real. 41 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,916 -What's he doing here? -It was for an hour. I couldn't say no. 42 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:41,416 There was a snow and ice dragon in the fridge. 43 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,333 Sure. Come on, up you come. 44 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:46,000 You can go down now. I heard your mother arriving. 45 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:49,458 -Yeah! Bye, Sid! -Leave it, Mom. You can go. 46 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,791 Bye. I love you. 47 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:56,958 Mom. 48 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,666 Can you give me my birthday money? 49 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,458 -Now? -Yeah. 50 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:06,666 -Do you know what you're going to buy? -Not really. 51 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,916 I'd like to give you more, but hey. 52 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,625 My big boy. My grown-up boy. 53 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:19,541 That's enough, Mom. 54 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,083 -Two CroustiFritz! -Yes, Mr. Fritz. 55 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:51,000 It's you. Have you made more addition mistakes? 56 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,416 Is your crest leaking or what? 57 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,208 -Get rid of the ten. -Yes, sir. 58 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,458 And order again. 59 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:07,583 Hi. 60 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:11,375 -Have you seen the time? -Sorry, I had homework. 61 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:16,041 You're here to fry chicken. You don't need a PhD for that. 62 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,375 Apparently not. 63 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,291 What does that mean, exactly? 64 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:26,625 -That you're right, Mr. Fritz. -Exactly. You're right to say I'm right. 65 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:30,666 You'll have to change pace if you want to become the rooster of the month. 66 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:33,166 -Yes, Mr. Fritz. -Good. 67 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,083 Mr. Fritz! 68 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:41,291 It's already the 20th. 69 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,875 Can you pay me 50 euros early? 70 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:47,458 How much? 71 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:51,000 Forty? 72 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,250 Forty is too much. 73 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:58,166 -Thirty? -Thirty euros? 74 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,333 -Twenty? -Too much. 75 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,875 Be nice. It's my birthday soon, and I… 76 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,875 -Thank you, Mr. Fritz! -He's getting that, Virgile. 77 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:17,333 I'm someone who likes to please. 78 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:18,875 CHICKEN PIGEON 79 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,666 Happy birthday. 80 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,291 I'm looking for a cheap phone. 81 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:50,333 -Always take the best: 67 grams. -How much? 82 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:53,458 It's your lucky day. It's your lucky day today. 83 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:57,041 -Only 99 euros. -Don't you have anything cheaper? 84 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:01,708 -Okay, how much do you have? -Thirty. 85 00:09:02,916 --> 00:09:07,208 -Thirty with or without a subscription? -With a card. 86 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:14,666 Thirty euros in cash, and I didn't sell you anything. 87 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,250 Do you have anything cooler? 88 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,666 I have Michael Douglas' phone from Wall Street. 89 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:27,625 No. Is that what you want? 90 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,750 Listen, Bobby. You'll have to save if you want a phone to impress. 91 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,291 I said it was your lucky day. 92 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,875 Last generation. 93 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:11,958 Artificial intelligence. XHTML. GPRS. 94 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:15,416 Double built-in earpiece. P8F7 TZ43. 95 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,791 And a camera to capture and share life's great moments. 96 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,708 Hot sauce sachet. Battery charger. 97 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:25,291 The only thing it can't do is make coffee. 98 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,750 It costs 500 euros. But 30 for you, Bobby. 99 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,250 That's crazy! 100 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:38,291 As Mao said, generosity only lasts as long as the flutter of a butterfly's wings. 101 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,625 And the battery? 102 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:47,833 -It doesn't work. -What? 103 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:51,875 -But this is the best to impress. -Give me my money back! 104 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:55,791 As Mao said, a deal is a deal, young one. 105 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,375 Yes, it works! Wow… 106 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:07,333 No one has ever turned it on. Give it back to me. 107 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,750 As Mao said, you deserve what you get. 108 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,000 Check this out, Tiger. 109 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,041 -How much did you pay? -Thirty euros. 110 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,083 -Thirty, seriously? -Yeah! 111 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,458 I have a message. 112 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:26,708 -"Your number is 06 66 06 66." -Wow, I don't even have a subscription. 113 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:28,958 Make the most of it before they realize. 114 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,875 -I made the casting! -Really? 115 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,375 Yes, it's true! I've been chosen! 116 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:37,458 -It's awesome! -It's completely crazy! 117 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:42,916 -It's too cool, mate. -Yeah, voted product of the year. 118 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:48,625 -That's it! -I'll tell you all about the casting. 119 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,708 It's awesome. I love you, Angie. I love you too, Margot. 120 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:55,208 -What's the series called? -It's The Hairdryer. 121 00:11:56,666 --> 00:12:00,958 -The Hairdryer or It's the Hairdryer? -No, it's The Hairdryer. 122 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,583 I'll give her my number. 123 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:05,375 You love your hair. 124 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,375 I love my hair! Thank you, God, for this hair. 125 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,416 Hi. 126 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,583 Don't talk to me much because I'll be famous soon. 127 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,208 In fact, at the audition, they told me they loved my hair. 128 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,750 Angie, I wanted to tell you I have my new phone. 129 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:25,541 Oh, that thing is horrible! Couldn't find anything redder and grosser? 130 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,750 Find it on NothingMoreStupid.com? 131 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,208 The toy area for the blind? 132 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,625 What brand is it? 133 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh, it has no brand, I see. 134 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,750 You can call me if you want to do something together. 135 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,291 Tall order. 136 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:48,041 -Brush yourself, it's safer. -Yeah. 137 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:52,750 Yeah, I'll think about it. 138 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,583 I can't believe he's flirting with you with a rotten phone. 139 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,750 It's red, it's pathetic. 140 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:05,541 A guy in New York was sending me a text a minute until I went out with him. 141 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,958 -Oh, classy. And? -I gave the phone to my grandmother. 142 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:13,458 -She must be having a blast. -She didn't even take my number. 143 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,958 Forget her, she's a silly goose. 144 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,791 Hey, this phone is great! I downloaded two John Waynes. 145 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:20,916 It's shit. 146 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,791 I'm waiting for the HP3. It comes out in a month. 147 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,583 Get away. 148 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:28,875 -There's no space in the first row. -Show off somewhere else. 149 00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:31,000 -Hey! How's Mom? -Shut up. 150 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,000 I'd be proud if all my mates were hitting on my mother. 151 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,166 I did. 152 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:40,875 -Soupir, Bijaoui, four hours on Saturday. -Sorry, Miss, it's me that should-- 153 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:46,125 Okay, four hours for you too. Anyone else? No? Good. Page 56. 154 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,916 I'd be proud if all my mates were hitting on my mother. 155 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:53,708 -David… -This class is to be taken seriously. 156 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,041 Thank you. 157 00:13:55,541 --> 00:13:58,958 -Can anyone tell me about Celsius? -Me! 158 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,291 Charlotte. 159 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,750 It's temperature from the thermometric scale, 160 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:09,125 created in 1742 by Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius. 161 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,916 Very good. Well done, Charlotte. 162 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:16,666 Absolute zero is equal to P. 0 is equal to -273,15 °C. 163 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,625 -Who can tell me-- -Me! 164 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,541 Except Charlotte, who doesn't know what I'm going to ask. 165 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:27,541 What is the coldest natural element controlled by man? 166 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,250 The closest to absolute zero. 167 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,750 Sid Soupir's brain, Miss. 168 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:35,583 Very funny, Husson. But that's wrong. It's liquid nitrogen. 169 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:07,916 Hello? 170 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,916 Hello, Margot. 171 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,916 Red makes your partner throw up. Let her roast in hell. 172 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,166 -Exercises 3, 4 and 6. -Roast in hell… 173 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:24,708 A little concentration. I want to hear a pin drop. 174 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,625 Fire! 175 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,250 Damn, you scared me. 176 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,791 It's so hot in this lab, it's crazy. 177 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,125 Get away! 178 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,875 We were studying the Celsius scale. 179 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:57,875 I suppose I lit the Bunsen burner to see if it was working. 180 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:03,708 Disciplinary board with dismissal from high school, and you suppose. 181 00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:08,750 -I don't remember anything, I swear! -She got a call. 182 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:12,208 -And she set fire to Clémence's hair. -A call from whom? 183 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,458 I don't know. I don't remember. 184 00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:20,916 Nene. Momo. 185 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,375 Be careful, eh? 186 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:25,125 He'll put you in prison, close you in a bowl. 187 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,666 That's enough, Tamalet. Can I see your phone, Margot? 188 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,125 Hidden number. 189 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,750 Okay, girls, you can go. 190 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,500 I never meant to hurt her, I swear. Clémence is my friend! 191 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,291 She's been my best friend since nursery! 192 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,583 She's the first girl I saw when I walked into the room. 193 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,958 I would never do a thing like that! 194 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,041 You see these fish? 195 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:05,500 I watch them all day, and they manage to communicate through their jars. 196 00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:12,583 These beings are more developed than us. Don't you think, Commissioner? 197 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:29,500 Sid, 40 euros for a Speed Demons bag. 198 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,833 Forty euros? 199 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:33,750 Can I help you? 200 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,333 Isn't Ben there? 201 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,666 No, he's retired. This is my place, now. 202 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,625 He's retired at 27? 203 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:46,666 Hey, but… Hey, who are you? 204 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:50,083 You here to buy or to get on my nerves? 205 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,916 Hey, that's my wife! 206 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,583 So hands, eyes and dicks away, okay? Do you understand, kids? 207 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:04,416 Forty euros. Speed was 28 last week. 208 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,333 Buy them from Ivry if you think it's too expensive. 209 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,708 It's really expensive. 210 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:13,875 That's 17 euros. And that is free. 211 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:16,666 You have to be cool to be in the skating business. 212 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,958 Oh, sorry. What's the matter? 213 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:23,541 Isn't it hype enough here? Do you find it too underground? 214 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:28,208 For a guy who sells skateboards, I don't like redheads. Understand? 215 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,375 Come on, get out. 216 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,750 Did you hear my great joke about redheads? 217 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,500 -That stupid guy! -I was this close to smashing his face in. 218 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,041 Style. 219 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,458 -This close, I'm telling you. -Yeah, this close. 220 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,875 Angie, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 221 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:04,916 No, that's not it. 222 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,750 Your eyes are like two rubies that light up my night. 223 00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:12,500 Maybe she has brown eyes. I don't know. 224 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:17,125 Have you ever been to Italy? No? 225 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,291 Well, me neither. 226 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,083 Angie, you're so hot. 227 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:30,333 I get really hard when I think of you. You're so hot, Angie. 228 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,708 Hello? 229 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,583 -Sid? -Fuck! 230 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:38,000 Hello? 231 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:40,750 Angie? 232 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:45,375 -Have you been online for a long time? -Rubies are actually red. 233 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:49,583 -And then Italy. -I wasn't talking to you, you know. 234 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:54,333 I was rehearsing. I'm taking experimental Swedish theater lessons. 235 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:56,791 -Experimental porn? -No, it's Swedish. 236 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,666 -It's… Yeah, it's Swedish. -Yeah. 237 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:04,833 -Will you invite me to the premiere? -No. I mean, yes. Yes, okay. 238 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,916 Why are you calling me? 239 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,666 No reason. To say hello. 240 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,666 Okay. Hello, then. 241 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,625 Hello. Well, bye then. 242 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,958 Oh, the shame. 243 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,416 GAMES SOUNDS 244 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,833 SETTINGS SMS 245 00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,333 INCOMING CALLS DIRECTORY 246 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,750 OUTGOING CALLS 247 00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:45,666 Margot. 248 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,208 What are you doing here? You'll be late again. 249 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:54,666 Bye, young man. 250 00:20:56,291 --> 00:21:03,041 F of X equals -1 exponent 1 over 1 E… 251 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,291 I'm in math, I'll call you back. 252 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:10,291 …C, where C belongs to R… 253 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:17,291 We know that X of 0 equals 1 over 2… 254 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,958 1 of 1/2 C equals… 255 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,916 NEVER! 256 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,750 E over 2, so C equals… 257 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,625 C equals E. 258 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,041 So, for all real X, we have… 259 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,333 My phone was in my bag. I didn't touch it. 260 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,166 Maybe Margot called you. 261 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:38,000 -It was an outgoing call. -You mean your phone called her by itself? 262 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,458 I'm so hot… 263 00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:44,958 F of X equals… 264 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:50,125 -It called Angie yesterday. -You pressed a key without realizing. 265 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,458 -I don't have her number. -You spend so long on sweet nothings. 266 00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:56,250 -Soupir! -Yes? 267 00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,541 Zero for chatter. It will lower your average. 268 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:02,875 No, but… 269 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,208 -It's disgusting. -Get up. 270 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,041 I asked you a question. 271 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,750 I'm sure you heard it. 272 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,250 -Of course. -And what's the answer? 273 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,125 Sir! 274 00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:28,166 E of 1 minus 3X over 1 E of -3X. 275 00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:33,916 E of 1 minus 3X over 1 E of -3X. 276 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:40,583 -I said no calculator. -But I don't have one, I swear! 277 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:42,375 Give me that thing. 278 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,750 Are they calculating now? 279 00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:03,166 I'm sick of these phones. I did warn you. 280 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:07,250 No! 281 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:11,708 -You have no right! -Two hours each. 282 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:17,125 -But that's six for this week! -See? The math is starting to go in. 283 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,500 -Sir, here's your chalk. I'm really sorry. -Give me that. 284 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,666 -He threw it. Has he damaged it? -Not a scratch. 285 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:46,791 Show me. 286 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,083 It showed the answer. 287 00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:56,416 Someone must have texted me it. 288 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,791 No chance of it being them. They have an IQ of two between the six. 289 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,708 Angie, how would you like a weekend in Venice? 290 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:15,041 Why not? I love Italians. 291 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,916 A smart-ass taking the piss. 292 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:28,333 Hello? 293 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:02,250 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SID 294 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:30,666 -Hello, Mrs. D'Harcourt. Is Pierre here? -Hello, Sid. 295 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:34,375 I think he's in his room, in the bedroom. 296 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,916 I'm here! 297 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,500 I thought you didn't have class at school. 298 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,416 No class this morning. 299 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,416 -We're going to the library to… -Work on our physics. 300 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:49,625 Thank you, Sid, I don't know what he would do without you. 301 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:53,916 -Neither do I. -I pray for you and your mom a lot. 302 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,958 Pray for me for class next week. See you, bye! 303 00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,458 Strudel! 304 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:10,208 -How did it know it was your birthday? -No idea. 305 00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:13,291 You know what? Forget the phone. Take it back. 306 00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:16,083 I won't forget it at all! That phone is really special. 307 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,916 Hitler was special, too. 308 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,708 I'll give you 30 euros if you want, but get rid of it. 309 00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:23,333 It calls Angie without me asking, 310 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:27,041 it answers Mazeau's question, and it knew my birthday this morning. 311 00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:28,833 That's exactly what scares me. 312 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,041 Okay, give me it. 313 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:49,125 It's my friend's birthday today. 314 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:52,083 We have six hours of detention. It's terrible. 315 00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:00,041 Can you do anything for us? 316 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,125 Please. 317 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:14,291 -I freaked out. -I thought about it all night. 318 00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:15,791 Hello? 319 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,458 Mr. Tamalet's office, can I help? 320 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,333 It's Fleurie! 321 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:23,958 -Hello? -I can't hang up! 322 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:27,291 -Go on, talk to her. -Hello? Hello? 323 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:32,625 -Hello. It's Sid Soupir on the line. -Oh, hello, Mr. Tamalet. 324 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:37,083 -No, it's Sid Soupir. -I recognized your voice, Mr. Tamalet. 325 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,375 She thinks I'm Tamalet! 326 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,666 Yes, Vanessa, listen. 327 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:50,958 I've decided to cancel Soupir and D'Harcourt's detention. 328 00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:54,208 Of course, Mr. Tamalet. I'll tell the supervisor. Anything else? 329 00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:57,750 Ah, yes! I've decided to change the cafeteria menu. 330 00:27:57,833 --> 00:28:03,000 McDonald's party: Big Mac, fries and Coke every lunchtime from now on. 331 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:05,875 -For the students, you mean? -Yes, for the students. 332 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:09,250 And… And… And stop wearing panties. 333 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,750 -That's the craziest thing I've ever seen! -You said it! 334 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,250 -Come here! -Where are you going? 335 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,708 This thing is Aladdin's lamp! 336 00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:24,083 What the hell are you doing? 337 00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:26,208 TRAVEL CONNOISSEURS 338 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:27,625 We only have three wishes. 339 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,416 Hellphone, do you think you can organize me a little trip? 340 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,750 You're kidding. 341 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:37,291 CALLING TRAVEL CONNOISSEURS 342 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,666 -The passengers… -Pick Hawaii! 343 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,750 Mr. Mazeau? 344 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:09,916 Mr. Mazeau! 345 00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:25,541 Chewbacca. 346 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,416 A squirrel. 347 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:35,708 A hamster. 348 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:38,416 A raccoon. 349 00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:43,875 A guinea pig. 350 00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:52,208 It was a pig from Guinea. 351 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,541 It was the guinea pig. 352 00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:57,458 My baby. 353 00:29:57,541 --> 00:30:00,125 -Come back. -The chinchillas are coming! 354 00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:03,958 Able to destroy an egg just by dropping it. 355 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,208 Anything else? 356 00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:15,083 Aladdin would have loved the slippers. 357 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,083 Yeah. 358 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:20,541 Yeah, mate, we are the kings of the world! 359 00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:49,500 -Oh my God. -Oh my God. 360 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,000 Go on, swallow. 361 00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,166 Go on. 362 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,750 It's so good. 363 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,625 Again. 364 00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:26,541 The sashimi's too fresh. 365 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:29,291 -I have something to ask you. -What you want, bro? 366 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,208 I have to have dinner with my father and his fiancée. 367 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,875 Can you lend me your phone so I can try to reconcile my parents? 368 00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:38,500 -No. -What? 369 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,208 -I need it. -To do what? 370 00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:44,958 I don't know. I have to try some stuff. 371 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,375 Okay, I understand. 372 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,333 No, Tiger. 373 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,750 Look, this is weird to say, but… 374 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,750 I don't think it would be good to part with it. 375 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,083 It's as if it chose me. 376 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,833 Don't look at me like that. 377 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,000 It's mine, after all. 378 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:18,750 Okay, fine. 379 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,500 Thank you. 380 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,458 ANTI-GINGER ACTIVATED 381 00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:28,666 What? 382 00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,958 You're right, this crap phone loves you. 383 00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:38,833 No, that's not okay! 384 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,916 I told you. 385 00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:52,583 It's my phone. 386 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,791 -How are you? -Fine. 387 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:53,958 Don't you want to go with Mom? 388 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,791 -Band of idiots! -Really hilarious, guys. 389 00:33:58,875 --> 00:33:59,833 Let me go! 390 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:03,291 Close your eyes. It's not for children under 12. 391 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,541 Ciao bella. 392 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:15,708 Help! My iPod! Help us! 393 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,458 Come on, guys! 394 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,000 Quickly! 395 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:23,916 Taïaut! Damn, my bag! 396 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,458 Wait, that's my bag! 397 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:32,958 Careful! 398 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,833 -Are you okay? -Careful! 399 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,166 Go die, Soupir! 400 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,833 Go on, smash their faces in! 401 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,750 Come! This is my way. 402 00:34:50,791 --> 00:34:52,875 -They're there! -The bastards! 403 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,208 A headbutt to the chest! 404 00:34:55,916 --> 00:34:57,916 -Hello? -We have them! 405 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,708 -Hello, Sid. -Hello, Sid. 406 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:19,458 Have you done tai chi? 407 00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:21,416 -Choir boy? -No, I sang badly. 408 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:31,291 You attack girls, eh? 409 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:34,458 But she's crazy! 410 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,541 They stole her iPod! 411 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,041 -Get them. -Let go of me! 412 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,208 Thank you. That's mine. 413 00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,083 Go on. 414 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,458 -And keep her on a leash. -I would like to. 415 00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:59,250 You skateboard, then. 416 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,041 I actually lost a lot. 417 00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:07,041 What can I do to thank you? 418 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:11,541 Nothing, really. I do this every day, you know. 419 00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:17,458 We could get dinner if you're free now. 420 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:21,333 Sorry, I have to study for the history exam. 421 00:36:21,416 --> 00:36:22,583 I haven't started yet. 422 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,083 Do you want to know the topic? 423 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:31,250 -Why do guys always do the same to me? -I'm not Virgile. 424 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:42,750 Are you coming? 425 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,833 Virgile is the second person your phone has injured. 426 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,708 You have to get rid of it, throw it away, drown it. 427 00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:54,958 Finito, terminado, kaputt. 428 00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:56,750 Without getting the exam topic? 429 00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:00,625 It's just crazy, really crazy. 430 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:02,208 That's too far, man. 431 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:04,916 Come on, it's not like anyone's died. 432 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:06,833 Call Fouque. 433 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:11,875 -Go ahead, my angel. -Think about it, Sid. This is big. 434 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:15,291 -Hello? -Hello, Mr. Fouque? 435 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:16,541 Is that you, Soupir? 436 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:21,333 He recognized you. He hears your voice. Hang up. 437 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:28,000 Would you be kind enough to tell me the topics of tomorrow's exam? 438 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:30,083 With pleasure, Mr. Soupir. 439 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:34,083 It'll be the French Empire of the mid-19th century in the early 60s. 440 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:36,625 -Thanks a lot, Mr. Fouque. -Colonization. 441 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,500 -Bastard, he said it wouldn't come up. -Is that all? 442 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,916 -No, I actually had an idea. -Spit it out, my boy. 443 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,916 Yes. Yes. 444 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,916 Is that so? You… You think so? 445 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:56,125 Well, I'll think about it. 446 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:09,083 It's crazy! I don't know what to say. 447 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,708 -One last chance? -And Virgile and Clémence? 448 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:13,291 They had it coming. 449 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,500 Yeah, but we have to deal with a bald guy and a one-armed guy. 450 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,625 You have to get rid of that phone. 451 00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:19,666 Sid? 452 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:23,416 Imagine, he suggested a Mexican porno. 453 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:31,541 Let go of me! 454 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,208 Are you plugging my girl? 455 00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:36,875 -She's not your girl. -I'll only tell you once, Soupir. 456 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:37,916 Forget her. 457 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,083 In your dreams. 458 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:44,791 What's wrong? It's puberty, isn't it? 459 00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,375 -Are the hairs growing? -You don't scare me. 460 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:54,500 Shit. Well then, wait. Don't move. 461 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,000 I'll help you, okay? 462 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,625 You're playing with your life! 463 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:05,125 Do you hear me, Virgile? 464 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:07,750 Let go of me! 465 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,083 Is that better? 466 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,541 I could hurt you. Really hurt you. 467 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:23,750 -Sid, no! -Go ahead, don't be shy, help yourself. 468 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:25,375 No, Sid! 469 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,041 He ruined my car and broke my arm, too. 470 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,291 How will he wank now? 471 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,166 Sorry, I don't understand what happened. 472 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:37,208 Turn on. 473 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,916 No, Sid! 474 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:47,708 -Hello? -Hello… 475 00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:49,000 No! 476 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,125 Are you a complete moron? 477 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,625 Guys, do you know what? 478 00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:59,875 Sid promised Angie tomorrow's exam topics. 479 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:10,500 That's nice. And you say nothing to your friends? 480 00:40:13,791 --> 00:40:16,208 He doesn't like the new color of your car. 481 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:19,500 Touch him again and you'll regret it forever. 482 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:22,833 We have all the time. 483 00:40:24,666 --> 00:40:26,541 Mazeau hasn't been in since Monday. 484 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,041 Don't worry, Virgile. 485 00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:37,875 If he tells Angie the topics, you'll find out too. 486 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:47,291 Okay, take my bag. 487 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:51,541 -Your plaster cast must hurt. -Yeah, it hurts. Get out. 488 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:53,291 Idiot. 489 00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:59,833 I'm going to fuck. 490 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:08,875 Are you okay? 491 00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:11,541 I hope you'll do it, at least. 492 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:42,291 It's time! 493 00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:45,625 Return your copies. Hold up your pens. 494 00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:48,750 -Mr. Fouque, I did everything. -Very good. 495 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,375 -Hasta la vista, Tinky Winky. -Cool color. 496 00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:58,291 -It's not bad, eh? -But the bangs? 497 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,291 Brutal look. 498 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:02,041 Come on. 499 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:05,458 Big Macs for everyone! 500 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,375 Big Mac, fries, Coke… 501 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,291 It's Hanukkah, I swear. 502 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:12,041 -Nice hair, Angie. -Is it Margot who did it for you? 503 00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:15,166 I can't believe he has the topics. 504 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:18,583 I think you could be a bit more grateful. 505 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,583 Gratitude is for the poor. 506 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:24,541 Sid! 507 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,416 Thank you. 508 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:30,916 -Thanks for you-know-what. -De nada. 509 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:34,875 Come to eat with us. 510 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:37,708 Come on! 511 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:43,208 Come on, please don't leave me. 512 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:55,583 -Are you not eating, Pierre-Marie? -No, it's okay. I'm not very hungry. 513 00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:08,791 Hey, Angie. 514 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:11,583 Thank you for your hair, it's adorable. 515 00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:15,583 Thanks. 516 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,000 It touches me deeply. 517 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:25,708 Want me to cut your meat? 518 00:43:30,833 --> 00:43:35,125 It's like that with the Soupirs. Guys cut guys' meat. 519 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:37,291 Shut up, Virgile. 520 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,166 You have a lot of humor. 521 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:46,250 -Didn't Soupir tell you anything? -Enough, Virgile. 522 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,416 His dad left his mom for a go-go dancer. 523 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:52,041 He dances more now, and he's great. 524 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,250 You're incredible. 525 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:56,375 It's a miracle he can still walk after what your dad gave him! 526 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,125 What did his dad give him? 527 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:17,875 Call Virgile. 528 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:20,916 You're a bit stupid. 529 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,291 Relax. Everyone chill. 530 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,083 Yeah, you're right. I'll relax. 531 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,666 -Who was it? -Where are you going? 532 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,875 Hey, girls, this is for you! 533 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,916 Stay until the end of the show. You, music. 534 00:44:44,583 --> 00:44:46,583 Everyone with me, yeah! 535 00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:48,500 Get down! 536 00:44:53,916 --> 00:44:55,458 This is for you, Angie! 537 00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:15,250 Damn, he moves like a god. 538 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:37,583 You will be served, bitch. 539 00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:08,083 Stop this circus! 540 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,125 My suit! 541 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:16,208 Everyone in my office! 542 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,500 Virgile, it's twelve o'clock! 543 00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:49,250 I can't hurt you, Angie! 544 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,791 You don't risk choking him! 545 00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:16,458 PHILOSOPHY 546 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,041 Are you okay? 547 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,333 Everything's fine, thanks. 548 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:46,125 -Sorry for your boyfriend. -A few snogs don't make him my boyfriend. 549 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:50,166 Still. 550 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,125 You're so nice. It's you that needs to be consoled. 551 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:02,291 I'm used to them. 552 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,916 -I have to tell you something. -Me too. 553 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,083 It's great, what you did. 554 00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:13,958 Standing up for your dad and his friend. 555 00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:19,583 Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which you'll get. 556 00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:32,041 What are you doing Saturday? I was meant to go out with Virgile. 557 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:37,166 -Want to go to the movies with me? -No, forget it. 558 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,666 No! Yes, of course, I would love to. 559 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:44,000 -Okay, then pick me up at around 7 p.m. -Okay, 7 p.m. 560 00:49:17,416 --> 00:49:18,875 The hot kid. 561 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:24,041 You scared me. I thought it was Mom. 562 00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,291 Sid, have you mutated? 563 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,250 Are you going to parade for Ralph Lauren? 564 00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:32,166 I didn't buy anything from Ralph. 565 00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:35,833 -What's that smell? -Why are you here? 566 00:49:36,708 --> 00:49:37,916 Sorry? 567 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,625 -What? -What do you mean, "what?" 568 00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:41,583 What? 569 00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:44,958 AC/DC, Bercy. Angus is in Paris, man. 570 00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:50,000 I'm sorry, I completely forgot. 571 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:54,541 Julien's standing in for you at Fritz. It's been planned for weeks. 572 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:55,541 I know. 573 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:58,833 Take that stupid suit off, and let's go. 574 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,375 I'm going out with Angie. 575 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,166 -What? -I invited her. 576 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:09,958 Well, she invited me. 577 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,583 Is that you speaking? That's not you speaking. 578 00:50:13,666 --> 00:50:15,916 I queued for six hours for these tickets. 579 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,333 I know, but there's no contest between AC/DC and the Ariane rocket. 580 00:50:22,916 --> 00:50:24,833 Sid, that phone has twisted your head. 581 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:31,875 No, I'm 17 now, that's all. 582 00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:37,083 Can't you see you've changed? 583 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:40,958 These clothes, your attitude, even your way of thinking. 584 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:45,583 Stop. AC/DC plays in an hour. Don't talk to me about the fucking rocket. 585 00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:47,875 Listen to me! 586 00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:52,041 The problem isn't the concert. 587 00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:55,583 This is your problem. 588 00:50:57,041 --> 00:51:00,458 This is the chance of my life. I don't want to let it go. 589 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:05,291 If you want to be a loser your whole life, I'm not holding you back. 590 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,625 How can you talk to me like that? 591 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,375 You can't understand, Pierre. We're too different. 592 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:20,208 Hello? Sid to Earth. I'm your best mate, remember? 593 00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,083 Conjoined since we were three. 594 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:29,666 We are not brothers, Pierre. Your parents are loaded. 595 00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:33,125 So what? We have everything in common. 596 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:37,291 Skateboarding, AC/DC, my father left too. They even broke up the same month. 597 00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:41,416 -But yours didn't leave for a guy. -Your mother didn't do Playboy in '85. 598 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:44,333 Good night. 599 00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:51,500 Bye, Mom. I won't be late. 600 00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:57,125 Mom? Are you okay? 601 00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:02,833 I'm going to Cuba. 602 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:06,333 I'm going to see Che, do you realize? 603 00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:07,666 No? 604 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,625 Where's all that from? 605 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:15,625 I exchanged them on eBay for my Blake and Mortimer. 606 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:19,833 -That's crazy. -What do you mean you're going to Cuba? 607 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:23,500 I don't know. I don't understand. It says: 608 00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:26,291 "To thank you for your loyalty, 609 00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:29,625 the Travel Connoisseurs invite you to the Che route." 610 00:52:35,041 --> 00:52:36,541 First class flight. 611 00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:39,958 -Five-star hotel and everything. -Where does it say that? 612 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:43,375 There. The little cross… the star… 613 00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:46,250 It's crazy. 614 00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:50,875 It's crazy. 615 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:53,541 Mom, can I have money for a taxi? 616 00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:57,333 Of course, my bunny. How about a limousine? 617 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,208 -Mom, you don't understand. -Yes, I do. 618 00:53:00,291 --> 00:53:04,500 I understand that if this girl likes you, she'll happily take the metro with you. 619 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,291 I'm coming. 620 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:26,041 -Hey, you promised to help me-- -Sorry, I can't. 621 00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,291 Please. 622 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:31,250 What's that on your hands? Nutella? Do you know how much this suit costs? 623 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,291 Is this kid for real? 624 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:39,750 -Are you sure Fritz is fine with tonight? -Yeah, I'm sure! 625 00:53:42,041 --> 00:53:44,375 I don't give a fuck if he's not. He can go die. 626 00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:55,375 I'll explain the problem. 627 00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:59,458 Everyday, I want to see your face at ten o'clock. 628 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,458 -And Soupir's at seven o'clock. -What's the difference? 629 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:06,708 -I'm here now, he'll be here at 10. -It changes all the rules, okay? 630 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,833 The world needs rules, order. 631 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:11,583 What would happen if we used breadcrumbs before eggs? 632 00:54:12,208 --> 00:54:15,041 Or if the sun stopped rotating around the moon? 633 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:18,750 I don't think the sun rotates around the moon. 634 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:20,750 -Hello, Mr. Smart-ass. -Yeah. 635 00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:26,250 When Columbus discovered the moon, he didn't know he'd work until 1 a.m.! 636 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:30,000 -One in the morning? -Yes, Soupir is fired! 637 00:54:30,083 --> 00:54:33,083 You do both shifts back to back! And not an hour more! 638 00:54:35,083 --> 00:54:38,916 Are you happy? Should I use the breadcrumbs before the eggs? 639 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,291 Hello? 640 00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:48,875 But of course. 641 00:55:27,791 --> 00:55:29,791 -Is everything all right, Dad? -Perfect. 642 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:34,375 And it's Mr. Fritz. 643 00:56:13,625 --> 00:56:15,583 You must be Sid. 644 00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:18,041 Hello, I'm Angie's mother. 645 00:56:19,458 --> 00:56:20,875 Go on, she's upstairs. 646 00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:25,791 -Don't be scared. She's sweet as a lamb. -I don't really like big dogs. 647 00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:29,791 Oh, but she's part of the family. 648 00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:05,333 Wow. 649 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:08,250 Yeah, I know. 650 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,375 Wow, you too. 651 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:46,208 -You're not answering? -What? 652 00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:48,583 You're not answering? 653 00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:51,166 No. 654 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:55,875 It's my mother's line. 655 00:57:57,375 --> 00:58:00,041 Take care of it, sweetheart. It's a unique piece. 656 00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,541 -I love you, my sculpture. -Mom! 657 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:08,541 Mom! 658 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,333 You have a Mike Bullet skateboard? 659 00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:14,416 Yeah. 660 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,833 Hey, I'm Mike, Angie's dad. How's it hanging? 661 00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:21,916 -You're Mike Bullet's daughter? -Yep. 662 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,250 -Hey, kid's cool, babe. -124 km/h in 1977. 663 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,250 Yeah, and on that board too, man. 664 00:58:28,791 --> 00:58:29,791 Wow! 665 00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:32,708 Finally a boyfriend who knows about modern art! 666 00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:34,291 -Mom… -Hey. 667 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:36,750 You have a very geometric face. 668 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:38,833 -Mom! -Would you pose for me? 669 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:42,708 Think about it, Eddy. This… is me. 670 00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:45,333 It's Sid. Come on, let's go. 671 00:58:45,416 --> 00:58:46,500 Bye, madam. 672 00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:50,083 Okay, kids. Have a good time. Call if you need anything. 673 00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:54,458 -Mike Bullet's daughter? -Wow, is that your car? 674 00:58:54,541 --> 00:58:58,125 -It becomes a pumpkin at midnight. -Do you have to drive accompanied? 675 00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,291 I am accompanied. 676 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:15,208 Did you turn on the heating? We're cooking in your trash. 677 00:59:16,416 --> 00:59:17,791 Change this poor-man music. 678 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,125 Okay, that's much better. 679 00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:24,791 -A little striptease, Virgile? -Shut up. 680 00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:29,291 -Yeah, shut up. -A little kiss, guys. I won't look. 681 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,500 I don't know what got into me. 682 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:34,833 I remember my phone ringing, and then nothing. 683 00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,333 It's funny. 684 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,083 That's exactly what Margot said afterwards. 685 00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:43,458 So what? 686 00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:46,333 I also received a call before hitting the wall. 687 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,458 I don't remember who it was. 688 00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:51,625 Universal Mobile. If you blow your plan, they blow your head. 689 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:52,833 Fuck off! 690 00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:57,000 Who are you texting all day like a virgin? Your mother? 691 00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:58,458 Fuck off! 692 00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:02,208 You have mental problems. See a psychiatrist. 693 01:00:02,291 --> 01:00:04,541 -Shut your mouth! -Shut up. 694 01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:11,916 Are you going to talk to Angie? We're not staying here all night. 695 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:17,083 Guys, look! It's Soupir. He has Angie in your father's car! 696 01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:19,875 Yes, they have his car! Start! 697 01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:23,416 -Start! -Yeah, start! 698 01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,833 Go! 699 01:00:55,291 --> 01:00:57,833 Listen, Angie, I have to tell you something. 700 01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:06,416 I know it's hard to believe, but I have a fairly special phone. 701 01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:10,041 Shit, I left it in the car! 702 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,666 A bit too scary for you, Pampers? 703 01:01:26,041 --> 01:01:29,666 You steal my horror movie, my girl, 704 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:31,500 and now my old man's car? 705 01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:35,458 -He lent it to me. -He loves it more than my mother. 706 01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:39,833 It's his car. 707 01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:43,208 I couldn't drive it until I was 21. 708 01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:47,458 I would do the same in his place. 709 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,458 Take the keys. Get in. 710 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:04,250 Damn, that's some car! 711 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,875 Ouch. 712 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:21,666 I can't believe they did that. We should file a complaint. 713 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,083 -No, don't. -Why not? 714 01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:27,125 The car isn't mine. 715 01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,833 I borrowed it from Virgile's father. 716 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,625 You didn't. 717 01:02:36,791 --> 01:02:37,875 Yes, I did. 718 01:02:39,958 --> 01:02:41,583 You live in a modern art museum. 719 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,041 You have an Aston Martin and I don't know what else. 720 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,916 -And your clothes. -Yes, I have all that. So what? 721 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:51,958 Well, not me. 722 01:02:53,916 --> 01:02:56,291 Girls who have it all want guys who have it all. 723 01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:02,000 Don't count your chickens. You can't see until you're cornered in. 724 01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:05,916 You don't have to dress like a Ralph Lauren ad to exist. 725 01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:10,291 Sorry. 726 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:15,708 You're right. 727 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,166 I can't take this jacket anymore. 728 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,166 And heels are good, but they hurt a lot. 729 01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:29,083 Oh, my feet. 730 01:03:29,791 --> 01:03:30,708 You're right. 731 01:03:30,791 --> 01:03:33,833 Isn't your tie too tight? 732 01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,000 And your dress? 733 01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:46,750 -What? -Well. 734 01:03:51,291 --> 01:03:54,000 Don't worry. I'll return the car to his dad. 735 01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:56,500 It's not the car that worries me. 736 01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:00,000 It's my phone, which is inside. 737 01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:04,416 We're not going to go after it tonight. You'll get it back tomorrow. 738 01:04:05,416 --> 01:04:06,458 I told you. 739 01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:09,541 It's not a normal cell phone. 740 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,041 It's really special. 741 01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,083 Look, he forgot his cell phone! 742 01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:41,916 Get rid of it. 743 01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:47,041 Hey, guys, it's ringing! 744 01:04:50,041 --> 01:04:51,791 Sid Soupir speaking. 745 01:04:51,875 --> 01:04:55,166 Hello, Franklin. 746 01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:59,958 It is not Soupir who desires it. 747 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,333 What the hell am I doing here? 748 01:05:21,458 --> 01:05:23,208 Hey, guys, I fell! 749 01:05:26,583 --> 01:05:28,083 Oh damn, I have nothing. 750 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:32,750 Hey, I fell! 751 01:05:43,916 --> 01:05:46,333 SMOKING KILLS 752 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:51,625 -Did you not like the film? -Yes, I loved it. 753 01:05:52,708 --> 01:05:56,291 -Call Virgile to get my cell phone. -Why are you so obsessed with it? 754 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:59,291 -I told you. It's not like the others. -Sid Soupir. 755 01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,000 You know what? Follow us. 756 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,125 -Come on. -What--? 757 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:03,625 -Come on! -What? 758 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:06,250 -Angie, step aside! -What have you done? 759 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:09,541 -He told Franklin to jump. -He hypnotizes people with his phone. 760 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:12,125 -He's crazy! -Virgile, David, I'll deal with it. 761 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,625 Go home to bed. 762 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,875 Don't let him go! You have to believe us! 763 01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:20,083 That's why we're here. Don't let it make any phone calls! 764 01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:22,625 Francis, don't mess with this guy. He's a psycho! 765 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:23,666 Sit. 766 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:31,125 Okay. 767 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:32,416 I just had a baby. 768 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,166 I haven't slept for two days, and I'm not in the mood. 769 01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:37,458 Let's avoid careless answers. 770 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:38,666 Okay? 771 01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:43,833 Is this your phone? 772 01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:46,875 Yes, it's his. 773 01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:49,833 -What is happening? -Franklin is dead. 774 01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:53,500 -What? -He jumped out of the car on the highway. 775 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:56,625 His friends said Sid called him and convinced him to jump. 776 01:06:57,625 --> 01:07:01,541 He played the tough guy, but he wasn't suicidal. 777 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:06,708 Let me tell you one thing: I wear a size 47, but I don't have clown shoes. 778 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:11,541 Did you or did you not steal an AC Cobra with plate 25LKY75 779 01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:13,208 belonging to Mr. Victor Husson? 780 01:07:13,291 --> 01:07:17,458 -No, of course not! He lent it to me. -He reported it stolen two hours ago. 781 01:07:17,541 --> 01:07:20,000 Can I see your license for accompanied driving? 782 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:22,250 So, shall we start over? 783 01:07:22,958 --> 01:07:25,083 Name, address, date and place of birth. 784 01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:30,000 Commander Crochet, I'm listening. 785 01:07:31,791 --> 01:07:33,333 No, commander. 786 01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,625 Yes, I understand. 787 01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:44,500 We're not going to spend the evening on a dead kid and a stolen Cobra. 788 01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:49,791 Case closed. 789 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:52,500 Here's your phone, kid. 790 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,583 Now, can I help? Shall I take you home? 791 01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:59,916 -No, thank you, Captain. -Commander. 792 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,791 So, good night, children. 793 01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,041 -I don't believe it. -Have fun! 794 01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,625 What just happened? 795 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:14,708 You should have seen his face. It was like real fried chicken. 796 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,208 I thought it was a wake. 797 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:22,500 Kneel on the body of Mr. Fritz with ketchup. 798 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:37,291 OUTGOING CALLS 799 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:38,541 Are you okay, Sid? 800 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:45,791 I have to go. Sorry. Go home. I'll call you. 801 01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:48,416 Wait! You can't do this to me! 802 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:58,333 Why did you do that? Why? What have I done to you? Tell me! 803 01:08:59,791 --> 01:09:01,083 LOVE YOU 804 01:09:01,166 --> 01:09:02,666 No! 805 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,500 No! 806 01:09:07,041 --> 01:09:08,125 Pierre! 807 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:12,750 Tiger! 808 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:30,208 Mrs. D'Harcourt? 809 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:35,208 You've made me mad with desire. 810 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:39,333 -What? -I almost had an orgasm on the phone. 811 01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:41,458 On the phone. 812 01:09:46,375 --> 01:09:48,666 Fuck me. Make love to me. 813 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:54,041 -Listen, there's been a misunderstanding. -My strudel, my apple tart. 814 01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:58,250 My sweet. My Wienerschnitzel. 815 01:09:58,916 --> 01:09:59,958 Mrs. D'Harcourt. 816 01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:03,791 Stop! 817 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:10,416 Give me your… 818 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:14,250 -Pierre! -You son of a bitch! 819 01:10:16,166 --> 01:10:20,000 -It's not me, it's the phone. -Your phone's turned you into a bastard. 820 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,291 Listen, I need help! 821 01:10:25,791 --> 01:10:26,708 Tiger! 822 01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:28,833 -Schnitzel… -Mrs. D'Harcourt. 823 01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:29,875 No! 824 01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:32,166 Tiger! 825 01:10:35,166 --> 01:10:37,000 Okay, your career ends here, mate. 826 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:42,791 So, are you taking out your tool, my super handyman? 827 01:10:59,666 --> 01:11:01,416 AMBULANCE? 828 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,083 Where are you from? 829 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:12,708 Now we are in front of the largest necropolis in the world, 830 01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:18,833 which shelters the bones, hold on tight, of six million Parisians. 831 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:22,291 Mr. and Mrs. Joe Bloggs, etc. 832 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:25,750 There you go. We will go a little further. 833 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:32,458 Here is the bottomless pit, measuring 160 meters deep. 834 01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,500 Go back to where you came from. 835 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,875 See you soon! 836 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:47,791 Have a nice trip! You're going to miss the plane! 837 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,541 DEAD FLASHED AT 140 KM/H 838 01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:06,416 I was right. That same night, Franklin and Fritz. 839 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,875 It's not a coincidence. Not the same night. 840 01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:12,708 He's a murderer. Kills from a distance. He calls and messes with your mind. 841 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:16,500 I'm sure he didn't call. I didn't leave him for a second. 842 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:19,333 -Think about it. It has to be him. -Yeah, it has to be. 843 01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:23,541 What, Angie? 844 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:27,291 Last night, the phone turned on by itself. 845 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:31,375 It was in a plastic bag, and it dialed a number. 846 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:35,083 The cop's phone rang, he answered, and he became… 847 01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:37,250 very nice. 848 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:39,916 He let us go just like that. 849 01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:46,875 Damn, we're going to be late to Spanish. 850 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:17,416 Sid Soupir? 851 01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:20,000 Yes. 852 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,166 69 Cardinal Lemoine? 853 01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:24,958 I think it's yours. 854 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:31,125 Watch out, next time. You could have broken it. 855 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:45,041 Tiger. 856 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:50,583 -Everyone's talking about Franklin. -I'm glad you're here. 857 01:13:50,666 --> 01:13:54,208 I'm happy to see you, mate. I heard about Fritz too. 858 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,583 I was really scared you were… 859 01:13:58,041 --> 01:13:59,291 You were right, Tiger. 860 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,375 I can't destroy it or turn it off. 861 01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:05,916 -It's impossible to get rid of it. -There must be a way. 862 01:14:08,166 --> 01:14:09,125 PICK UP 863 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:10,166 Don't pick up, Sid. 864 01:14:10,958 --> 01:14:11,875 Sid. 865 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:14,916 Okay, you, we'll talk. 866 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,833 Knock me out if I do anything weird. 867 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:29,458 -Hello? -Hello, Sid. 868 01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:34,500 You were the chosen one of my heart. Ring, ring, your last hour. 869 01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:37,208 -You're just a machine. -I vibrate, I'm alive. 870 01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:40,666 I am in you. Friend, foe, you have a choice. 871 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:44,583 You're not in me! I'm not in you! Understand? There's nothing between us! 872 01:14:44,666 --> 01:14:46,916 I don't love you! Understand? Leave me alone! 873 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:52,000 I know who's bewitching you. To unite us, she must die. 874 01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:54,916 Die… 875 01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:04,875 The phone works alone. Sid has nothing to do with it! 876 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:19,625 Don't pick up! 877 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,458 You mean his phone is… 878 01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:28,041 Is that the devil's phone, or what? 879 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:29,875 Yes, perhaps. 880 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,375 If you wanted to scare me, you didn't. 881 01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:38,291 Okay, now I'm starting to freak out. 882 01:15:38,791 --> 01:15:39,833 Yes, hello? 883 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:46,250 Hello? 884 01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,958 You should see your stupid faces! 885 01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:02,083 They're hilarious. 886 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:04,125 It's fine. Your mom's on the phone. 887 01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:05,708 Mom? 888 01:16:07,416 --> 01:16:10,000 -Who's with you? -Just a friend. What's up? 889 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:13,291 Can you turn the resin down? I forgot. 890 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:21,625 -It will be fine, darling. -Don't call me that. Get lost. 891 01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:23,625 Why don't you all clear off? 892 01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:26,666 It's Mom! 893 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:28,500 It's Mom! 894 01:16:29,666 --> 01:16:30,750 It's Mom! 895 01:16:31,791 --> 01:16:32,916 It's Mom! 896 01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:35,375 It's Mom! 897 01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:37,416 It's mom! 898 01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:39,666 It's Mom! 899 01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:42,333 -It's Mom! -Shit. 900 01:16:42,416 --> 01:16:43,500 It's Mom! 901 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:45,958 It's Mom! 902 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:49,708 -It's Mo-- -It's my mother. What? 903 01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:54,833 Yeah, he's here. 904 01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:57,125 She wants a word with you. 905 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:58,208 Is that so? 906 01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:00,750 Hello? 907 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:03,666 Margot! 908 01:17:05,833 --> 01:17:07,625 Don't do that, Margot. 909 01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:12,750 No, stop! 910 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:18,416 No, Margot! 911 01:17:19,666 --> 01:17:20,583 Margot! 912 01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:26,750 No! 913 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:30,583 No, Margot! 914 01:17:31,833 --> 01:17:33,375 Margot, stop! 915 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:37,500 Is that a toothpick? 916 01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:47,416 Fuck, no! 917 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:50,500 -Is she dead? -Yes. 918 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:52,041 Will I be a virgin forever? 919 01:17:52,791 --> 01:17:54,791 Stop! 920 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,458 Shut up. 921 01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:16,416 You fucking killed him. 922 01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:31,583 Wait! Come back! 923 01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:33,375 Here! 924 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:46,958 Drop it. I know all about dogs. 925 01:18:47,875 --> 01:18:49,458 Okay, drop it. Drop it. 926 01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,666 -Nice dog. -David! 927 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,083 Me, David. Milou, friend. 928 01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:05,250 Lay down now. Lay down! 929 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:11,958 -See how I calmed the poodle? -Don't insult him. 930 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:25,833 My God, stop! 931 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,458 -You were just weird, I swear. -Yeah, sure. 932 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:32,333 You're weird all the time. 933 01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:39,000 Angie! 934 01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,125 She may already be at school. 935 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:45,791 -Angie! -Let me ring the bell. 936 01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:48,083 Angie! 937 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,458 -Are you okay? -No. 938 01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:02,625 Angie! 939 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,125 Help! 940 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,375 Angie! 941 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:10,666 This way! 942 01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:20,583 -This can't be happening. -Shit. 943 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,875 It's me, Mom! 944 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:33,416 -Who's this old tart? -It's my mother. 945 01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:37,750 -It'll be okay, I hope. -It's horrible. 946 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:44,750 Horrible. Margot, David, Virgile and Clémence are all dead in the kitchen! 947 01:20:45,291 --> 01:20:46,916 -What are you doing? -The cops. 948 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,375 -Hang up! -You have to destroy it, Sid. 949 01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:52,541 I've tried water, a hammer, a blowtorch, the microwave. 950 01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:55,666 -The phone resists. It's indestructible! -My mother's press. 951 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:59,125 -What? -The hydraulic press in her workshop. 952 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:00,708 I didn't understand anything. 953 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:21,375 -Who killed the dog? -It was me. 954 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:27,291 Tiger! 955 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,125 Tiger! 956 01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:32,125 Sid, get away! 957 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:42,666 -Get it there! -Okay. 958 01:21:44,541 --> 01:21:46,458 We need a five-letter code. Shit. 959 01:21:47,458 --> 01:21:48,791 That's not like my mom. 960 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:02,500 -Rodin. -Rodin. 961 01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:06,041 -It doesn't work. It doesn't work! -Monet. 962 01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:19,375 Cesar! He makes double sculptures. He's an artist like your mother. 963 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:20,583 It doesn't work. 964 01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:33,375 -Zidane! -Come on, hurry up! 965 01:22:33,458 --> 01:22:35,041 We need a five-letter code. 966 01:22:36,041 --> 01:22:37,041 Try "Angie"! 967 01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:43,791 It works! 968 01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:07,333 That's it. It's over. 969 01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:11,416 -It's over. -That's it, it's dead. 970 01:23:14,166 --> 01:23:16,083 Oh… Oh no. 971 01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,250 No. We're dead. 972 01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:23,291 No. "We're dead" doesn't suit me. 973 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:26,833 My dad always said when we fall, we get back on our skateboard. 974 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:28,500 So get up and find a solution. 975 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:32,708 -Do you have an idea? -Perhaps. 976 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,541 -What are you thinking? -I'd better not say. 977 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:42,500 Hurry! 978 01:23:55,250 --> 01:24:00,500 So, you can see that sulfuric acid is one of the most corrosive acids. 979 01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:06,166 -Mrs. Ronssin, how can you kill a phone? -No, don't come in. You're too late. Out! 980 01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:09,541 Please, this phone's controlling itself. We have to stop it. 981 01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:12,458 -Where are the others? -They're all dead! 982 01:24:16,541 --> 01:24:19,666 D'Harcourt, have you smoked drugs or what? 983 01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:29,500 OUCH 984 01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:33,333 Don't answer! 985 01:24:33,416 --> 01:24:35,416 -Don't pick up! -Hello? 986 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,958 No, Charlotte! 987 01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:39,708 -That feels good! -Miss Jolimont? 988 01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:42,000 If anyone answers, I'll smash their head in! 989 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:46,250 -Right then. All three of you… -What? 990 01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:50,000 All three come with me to the principal's office. 991 01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:52,666 Do you know how to stop the phone from calling? 992 01:24:52,750 --> 01:24:54,541 Ah! If then… 993 01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:56,041 -Answer him! -Of course. 994 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:59,416 -How? -You turn it off. 995 01:24:59,958 --> 01:25:02,208 We can't turn it off! 996 01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:05,500 The principal! 997 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,958 -They're all crazy! -Stop that. 998 01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:11,125 Take it, it's for you! Go! 999 01:25:22,666 --> 01:25:24,041 Are you okay, Mrs. Ronssin? 1000 01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:29,416 Hey, no! 1001 01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:43,500 Mrs. Ronssin. 1002 01:25:53,208 --> 01:25:56,083 Do you remember Cecile, who wouldn't go out with you? 1003 01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:01,458 -What? -It's because I told her you were gay. 1004 01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:04,833 Why are you telling me? 1005 01:26:07,958 --> 01:26:09,625 Because we're going to die. 1006 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,000 Damn. 1007 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:23,833 Taïaut! Let's get out of here! 1008 01:26:31,875 --> 01:26:33,833 Come on, guys! 1009 01:26:42,291 --> 01:26:44,458 Angie! 1010 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:49,375 As we're going to die, I should tell you… 1011 01:26:51,250 --> 01:26:53,500 -I'm in love with you, Angie. -Yeah? 1012 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:56,708 -Thank you. -I was hoping that … 1013 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,625 We never really had time to… 1014 01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:02,458 well, you know what. 1015 01:27:06,791 --> 01:27:08,125 You're right. 1016 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:11,375 Come on. 1017 01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:40,041 Your hands are cold. 1018 01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,666 What? 1019 01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:46,916 Angie, you're a genius. 1020 01:27:49,083 --> 01:27:50,083 Get the phone. 1021 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:55,541 NITROGEN 1022 01:27:58,458 --> 01:27:59,833 Liquid nitrogen. 1023 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,708 Freezes instantly. 1024 01:28:37,708 --> 01:28:39,708 My feet are cold. 1025 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:43,583 Where did my hand go? 1026 01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:48,208 -Angie! -Yes? I'm here! 1027 01:28:51,708 --> 01:28:52,875 It's mine! 1028 01:29:00,791 --> 01:29:01,708 Tiger! 1029 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:06,958 The container! 1030 01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:11,041 Throw it! 1031 01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:20,666 Hello, Peter. 1032 01:29:21,250 --> 01:29:22,958 Kill them, Tiger. 1033 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:27,791 Kill Sid for me, and from my heart. 1034 01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:29,833 You will be king. 1035 01:29:29,916 --> 01:29:32,250 Tiger, my love… 1036 01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:51,875 Tiger! 1037 01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:32,291 What happened? 1038 01:30:41,791 --> 01:30:43,916 -How did you do that? -What? 1039 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,125 How did you do that? 1040 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,541 I went by the nurse's office. 1041 01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:55,125 I love you, mate. 1042 01:30:58,041 --> 01:30:59,125 I love you too. 1043 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,166 I love you too. 1044 01:31:08,250 --> 01:31:11,833 -Thank you, Tiger. -I did well to come. 1045 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,166 You know when you told Cécile I was gay? 1046 01:31:44,333 --> 01:31:46,625 I told her you had pus scabs on your balls. 1047 01:31:46,708 --> 01:31:47,916 What? 1048 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:48,958 Okay. 1049 01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:51,791 We are at the deepest part. 1050 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:54,583 Are we talking 500 m or 10,000 m? 1051 01:31:54,666 --> 01:31:57,541 Deep enough we never have to hear it again. 1052 01:32:05,458 --> 01:32:06,458 Come on. 1053 01:32:18,125 --> 01:32:19,333 Are you sure? 1054 01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:23,208 Should we give it to the police? 1055 01:32:25,083 --> 01:32:26,541 Or keep it, to be sure. 1056 01:32:29,166 --> 01:32:31,416 My precious… 1057 01:33:05,125 --> 01:33:08,875 A weekend for three in London would be nice. Fine. 1058 01:33:10,208 --> 01:33:11,791 I'm going for a walk. See you. 1059 01:33:13,833 --> 01:33:15,000 I'm going for a walk. 1060 01:39:12,041 --> 01:39:13,666 Bye, everyone! 1061 01:39:16,208 --> 01:39:18,375 Does anyone have a tissue, by any chance?